I would hide in my cupboard

I would hide inside my cupboard under the stairs in my house. Or inside some underground bunker if there was. I would not hide in a bomb shelter because it is VERY obvious.

I would need
Lots of food and water.To survive.
An empty book.To Record my actions should I fall and make History
Clothes.
A WEPON. to shot heads below should i be compromised.
A giant enemy crab will do fine as a trap
A Black Ski Mask+Black Pants and shirt + gloves. To use Stealth to find food and water
A Bookcase. to block the door to my cupboard

~Ewan~